Saturday, May 15, 2010

Thursday, September 10, 2009


Finally realized my plan to start yoga that had been lingering at the back of my head for ten years. Just had a starter but errr.. wow. After the lesson I was rushed by wave of emotions and was crying of happiness, lucky it was dark!
The instructor (who happens to be a rather foxy Estonian girl radiating well-being and happiness) warned us "quite a many yogis have been hard core party people but given it all up after getting into yoga". Time will show.

"Sow a thought, reap an act. Sow an act, reap a habit. Sow a habit, reap a nature. Sow a nature, reap a destiny"

Monday, August 10, 2009

I'll be your one stop candy shop

Vogue en concert in Helsinki, first time ever.

So had my birthday with Miss Ciccone. And 100.000 other people.
Gosh I remember why I don't go to these mass concerts often! First of all Finns are so ice cool, no excitement or party spirit even Madonna is rocking the house!?! WTF? Why you come to concert wasting space if you just stand there like a fucking scarecrow? Second, two thirds of the people are just lame ass idiots, "wife forced me to come", "came with friends, drunk, because everybody is supposed to come", "I'm not watching, I'm filming the concert with my crappy mobile phone because I can", "I liked her when she released Holiday".. And ban for everybody over six feet or coming with a frickin bagpack!!!

Well to admit I was a bit disappointed. Haven't seen her live before but the DVD's of previous concerts & other artists beat Sticky&Sweet. Maybe Hard Candy isn't that good album either.. Problem is she's got so wide spectrum from her long career it's not easy to keep it tightly packed. Ok she did it by mostly playing new songs & remixes of oldies. Second problem, modern heavily mixed songs don't work that well on an open air 100.000 people concert, and Hard Candy doesn't really have great hits. Anyhow went there, saw her.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Birthday with Madonna

Will be having my birthday today at Mad's concert in Helsinki.

Yeah the nails dropped off so I'll report Sparkle, promise.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Waiting for my nails to fall off

Writing with these nails is such a pain I'll wait them to fall off before reporting Sparkle. Flew to Manchester, got drunk, had fun. Simples as they say.

hand job

Saturday, July 11, 2009


I'm at Sparkle. Come say hi!

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Situation: Normal, all f...

HEL- MAN - HEL tickets - check
The Place, 4 nights, 2 bedrooms - check
Tattoo session booked - check
Hairdresser & extensions booked - check
Gel nails booked - check
Write report about 1) Helsinki Burlesque where I went with skimpy PVC sailor outfit 2) DTM foam party I went in bikinis and err.. 3) Helsinki Pride, again in bikinis etc - mmm is there any more red left?

I'm still looking for a reporter to follow me to cover the adventures! Volunteers?

Hey, I'm on holiday. Yay!

PS: Jo, I so will bring you rollmops!
PS2: ...and I promised Jo to take it easy. Watch this space as they say!